Stories

People should be rewarded according to ability, not according to age and experience.

New York’s most important borough, Manhattan is an island, while Queens and Brooklyn form part of Long Island.

A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.

I just got your letter and I found the incident with Carmen hilarious. You must tell me how it ended! Congratulations on the success of your team (though I think a lot of it was pure luck). I can’t wait to see how they do in the semi-finals.

When did he first come here? I don’t remember. Nobody can. The old man was already here when I arrived. And that was years ago.